Is Bill Birnes an Idiot?

[macavity]

Originally Posted by macavity

Anyone concerned about the quality of the second series can rest easy, it's still shit.

Having just disparaged UFO Hunters I feel obliged to say that the second episode of this second series is actually pretty good (if only they were all like this!)

[Wannabeliever]

I am a first time poster.

Bill Birnes is totally paranoid. He sees connections and conspiracies everywhere. He reminded me of the title character in A Beautiful Mind but I don't think he's that smart. He is a one helluva name dropper, however.

[Tommy Allison]

I watched the "Real Roswell" episode of UFO Hunters the other night, and it is the last fucking thing I will ever watch by Birnes and crew.

I've seen some idiocy, but this episode bothered me more than anything, because I as a lowly artist know more about plastic and rubber than they do.

Not to mention they totally re-wrote the history of the material recovered at Roswell, by omitting two incredibly important things. They couldn't cut it, or burn it with a torch.

For them to have an eyewitness, and of course Jesse Marcel Jr. doing the same thing, proved what? That they both liked Acetate over metal.

I know for a fact, A FACT that there was another documentary for THE HISTORY CHANNEL, where they went to the secondary crash site, and recovered oxidized rubber components from the ground. There was a rut, not to mention caves. YET... we are told by Birnes and crew that this place had never been excavated for debris.

Utter BULLSHIT.

Bill Birnes is about as relevant to the UFOLOGY, as KAL KORFF. They both serve the same purpose. To waste people's time promoting a bunch of shit nobody should pay attention to.

I mean that with every fiber of my being. I'm sorely tempted to publish my own UFO related magazine.

Fuck it. I WILL.

I am throwing down the gauntlet.

[Noanswers]

I'll buy every issue of the magazine you print, but please no mention of Roswell. I'm so "Roswell-ed" out I could die. What will you call the mag? I think your post plants the seed. . .how about "The UFO Gauntlet"?

[Wannabeliever]

Let me know when your magazine is available!

[Tommy Allison]

If I hear about Roswell one more goddamned time, I will vomit.

I am convinced that Roswell more than any other incident, is totally fraudulent.

Here's why.

Just prior to that event, Kevin Arnold sees these scallop winged craft skimming along. An ME-262, the precursor to our Flying Wing fits the fucking bill. No matter how ridiculous it sounds, I firmly believe that we brought over, and re-engineered GERMAN technology.

When you read about Roswell, what other stuff was going on that day in history? Roswell was a distraction. What bothers me more than anything else, is the fact that Jesse Marcel Sr. who was an officer, who could have just as easily saved a fragment or two from the so called Alien Wreckage, never did. Something so important to Human History, and Marcel makes the colossal blunder of a fucking lifetime?

I'd like to think that our military people are better than that.

I've seen some weird shit in my life, but after having been on this retarded assed planet for nearly 40 years, I've learned a lot of shit about how people and governments get over on the average citizen and I can tell you with complete honesty that there are plenty of folks who if they had a chance to keep something that would change human history, they would. I know I would, because in 1947, we'd been out of World War II, and if we found that we were being visited by aliens, it would have brought a more lasting and unified peace to this world overnight.

People would have come together immediately, because we were all still feeling pretty good about what we'd done.

The utter hubris and idiocy that has been shown in the Roswell case is staggering, and when you have experts, and scientists regurgitating the dumbest fucking shit, it tells me that there's nothing to see in regards to that event. It's utter bullshit across the board.

You will never see a reference to Roswell in anything I decide to publish, other than to make fun of other people who pretend it really happened.